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FlyingArrow
Posted: Thursday, March 19, 2020 6:23:03 AM
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From my daughter:

What's a Separatist's favorite puzzle?

Count Sudooku
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DarkDracul
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Hilarious! I wonder if he's related to Han Solotaire?
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gholli69
Posted: Friday, March 20, 2020 8:25:56 AM
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I hear he used to date Darth Vader sister, you know ella vader.
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adamb0nd
Posted: Saturday, March 21, 2020 7:41:14 AM
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Around 2010 I played a star wars saga edition rpg. My character was an Independence 2-1B medical Droid droid's rights activist. He was very awkward and reminds me now of a mix of ks0 and l33t.

I created a list of jokes he would tell his patients help ease their nervousness, but his jokes were all horrible: https://66.media.tumblr.com/524f7b611b34fefe46c2158cc1055e85/tumblr_oxq4tfVFn21sijqafo1_1280.jpg
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FlyingArrow
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adamb0nd wrote:
Around 2010 I played a star wars saga edition rpg. My character was an Independence 2-1B medical Droid droid's rights activist. He was very awkward and reminds me now of a mix of ks0 and l33t.

I created a list of jokes he would tell his patients help ease their nervousness, but his jokes were all horrible: https://66.media.tumblr.com/524f7b611b34fefe46c2158cc1055e85/tumblr_oxq4tfVFn21sijqafo1_1280.jpg


These are great.
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crazybirdman
Posted: Saturday, March 28, 2020 6:35:09 AM
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Agreed, that is a great idea, and those are some cringe-worthy jokes. Excellent role playing!
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CorellianComedian
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HAHAHA that's hilarious! I love how some of those are just on the brink of being really clever jokes that only hardcore fans would get... and then they aren't.
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adamb0nd
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If Ani is short for "Anakin", and Obi is short for "Obi-Wan", what's Luke short for?
























A stormtrooper
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kobayashimaru
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@adambond;
that was pretty good BlooMilk
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