Wars not make one great. (But Bloo Milk does.)
Enter your desired user name and password here as well as a valid e-mail address. Once you register, you'll receive an e-mail with instructions for activating your account (it only takes a few seconds, so don't worry).
The Security Question and Answer will allow you to retrieve your password if you forget it.
If you already have an account, but you've forgotten your user name and password, or you no longer have access to the e-mail address you used to create the account, then e-mail me at email@example.com and we'll get it straightened out.