The stories have been combined, as not to waste space, and so we can read it all at once.
These are the stories we have so far:
Story #1: In a galaxy far, far away there lived a jedi ewok. He had learned how to use the force when he was trained by Logray after he had been banished. Logray was banished because of swine flu, and due to the fact that he assassinated Wicket, with a baseball mitt. Then he killed Logray while he (the jedi ewok) was sleeping. His name was Bob. He used a pink lightsaber. He later turned to the dark side and would torture his victums by making them watch the ewok adventure, and then his prisoners rioted against him and then HE was the prisoner. They made Abu Ghraib look like the four seasons, and then the empire came and with their advanced weapons destroyed the ewok race... the end!
Story #2: N-K neokrosis somehow remembers himself as a Kaleesh, and then as General Greivous, he kills the Jedi and then the Sith, and there was much rejoicing, for the galaxy knew that force users are nothing but trouble makers. Then the force was so unbalanced that the galaxy went "poof" and then the only one alive was C3PO and Kyle Katarn, who created the universe in the first place. C3PO looks at Kyle and wet himself because of his awesomeness, then C-3P0 blows up from the wetness. Now because Kyle misses killing things, he recreates the universe...With another Kyle on the other side of the galaxy, because only Kyle has a snowballs chance in hell to defeat Kyle.
Story #3: One day, Blue Milk was created when Owen was filling his hovercraft with gas and spilled milk in it. He tasted the mixture, and it really blew. And he said, " This tastes even better than Bantha milk!" Shinja gets the plans from Bothans, which they stole, thinking they were the plans to the Death Star. Then they're all like "What the crap! This ain't no Death Star plans!" and they think its a posionus drink so they start mass producing it and send all of it to the Imperials(which they think will kill them if they drink it) and a storm trooper drinks it and he says it "Tastes better then Bantha Milk" and shows it the the Emperor and he starts mass producing and takes all the credit for it. Meanwhile the Bothans and Shinja keep send it to the Imperials thinking that its killing them, after a few years the Rebels come along and destroy the Empire and bring balance to the force. And so Shinja and the Bothans think their plan has worked and start to party the night away, and they all lived, not knowningly, but happy ever after. But the empire came and killed Owen, his wife, and their farm... THE END!

shinja gets the plans from bonthans, which they stole, thinking they were the plans to the Death Star.

but one ewok lived...he is Simon!!

[ not an addition to stories]

I love Simon the Killer Ewok from Galactic Battlegrounds!

He thought Vader was rather hot...

..so he hooked up with the Blues Brothers, drove to Chicago, and saw da Bears...

Then sold them on ebay for 42.76 EACH

... to get busy living, cuz he didn't want to get busy dieing...

so he furgot bout Vader, and started loving Luke Skywalker!

and Luke said "Hey thanks for the drink! What flavor is it?" "Sleep." "What?" "Nothing." "Ok wait hey....."

And so Luke fell asleep and The dud said....