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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 9/6/2010
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Location: Springfield (I am Bart's son)
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Put Star Wars yo momma jokes here!
I really do hope none of you mean what you are saying...
Also, make it with Star Wars involved!
Current list of jokes:
Yo momma so dumb... she tried to use a tractor beam to plow the crops.
Yo momma so dumb... she keeps yelling "KAAAAAAAAAAHHN!" when you are watching Episode 2.
Yo momma so dumb she thought "YoDa" was just how they said hello to "Da"!
Yo momma so dumb she thought stormtroopers went searching for tornadoes.
Yo momma so fat..........she has her own gravitation field.
Yo momma so stupid.........she thinks "star cruisers" drive up and down Hollywood Blvd all day and night.
Yo momma's so ugly when she was a kid they tied sausages round her neck so the rancor would play with her.
Yo momma so old, she thought Obi-Wan was a sexy beast in episodes 4,5,6....
Yo momma so stupid......she thinks "hyperspace" is a place lil kids go to act nuts.
Yo momma is sooo anoying that jar jar hates being in the same room as her.
Yo momma so stupid......she thinks"the dark side" is a Pink Floyd CD.
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks a parsec is a unit of time!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Greedo shot first!
Yo momma so stupid..........she thinks "bounty hunters" are looking for a specific brand of paper towel.
Yo momma so stupid...she thought Jabba the Hutt was as new pizza company in another country.
Yo momma so stupid..........she thinks "tie fighters" always fight to a draw.
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks "tusken raiders" are a football team.
Yo momma is so fat her name is Hutt the Hutt.
Yo momma is so hairy the only language she knows is Wookie, WRRRRR, WRRRR.
Yo momma is so stupid she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles.
Yo momma so stupid, she spent all day saying, "Am not!" to R2!
Yo momma so fat, Obi Wan Kenobi said, "That's no moon... That's yo momma!"
Yo momma's so stupid, the gungans replace their bombad general with her.
Yo momma's so fat, when the Death Star fired its laser at her, it bounced right off her.
Yo momma's so ugly, Lando try to employ her as an ugnaught.
Yo momma's so dtupid, she thinks "Tie Fighters" fight to a draw.
Yo mamma's so fat, Jek Porkins saw her and thought he was looking into a mirror.
Yo momma so fat, she went on a diet and exercise program and ended up the same size as Jabba the Hutt.
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Yo Mammas So hairy the Only Language SHe Knows is Wookie, WRRRRR, WRRRR.
YO Mamma Is so Stupid She thought JAr JAr came WIth Pickles Pickles
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 10/14/2008
Posts: 370
Location: wellington
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you guys are sooo stupid you got your jokes off robot chicken.
your mama is sooo fat her name is hutt the hutt
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Rank: Young Krayt Dragon
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Joined: 9/9/2010
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yo mamma so stupid, she thinks "tusken raiders" are a football team
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Posts: 579
Location: D.O.O.P. HQ
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Yo mama so stupid...she thought Jabba the Hutt was as new pizza company in another country.
Sorry if it's stupid
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Rank: Young Krayt Dragon
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Joined: 9/9/2010
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yo mamma so stupid..........she thinks "bounty hunters" are looking for a specific brand of paper towel.
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 1/19/2010
Posts: 86
Location: Springfield Illinois
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Yo momma so stupid, she thinks a parsec is a unit of time!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Greedo shot first!
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Rank: Young Krayt Dragon
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Joined: 9/9/2010
Posts: 50
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yo mamma so stupid..........she thinks"the dark side"
is a pink floyd cd
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 8/28/2010
Posts: 140
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I was fine till I got to the bounty hunters 1 then cracked up laughing
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 10/14/2008
Posts: 370
Location: wellington
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yo mama is sooo anoying that jar jar hates being in the same room as her
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Rank: Young Krayt Dragon
Groups: Member
Joined: 9/9/2010
Posts: 50
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yo mamma so stupid............she thinks "hyperspace" is a place lil kids go to act nuts
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Rank: Young Krayt Dragon
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Joined: 9/9/2010
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JediOompaloompa wrote:I was fine till I got to the bounty hunters 1 then cracked up laughing thank you thank you i'll be here all week
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 6/30/2009
Posts: 1,389
Location: New Zealand ( kind of by Australia)
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Yo mamma so old, she thought Obi-Wan was a sexy beast in episodes 4,5,6....
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Your Momma's so ugly when she was a kid they tied sausages round her neck so the rancor would play with her
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 12/7/2008
Posts: 685
Location: a galaxy far far away
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Roland Alistair wrote:Yo momma so stupid, she thinks a parsec is a unit of time Its not 
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yo mamma so stupid.........she thinks "star cruisers" drive up and down Hollywood Blvd all day and night
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Rank: Young Krayt Dragon
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Joined: 9/9/2010
Posts: 50
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yo mamma so fat..........she has her own gravitation field
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 8/15/2010
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Yo mamma so dumb she thought "YoDa" was just how they said hello to "Da"!
Yo mamma so dumbe she thought stormtroopers went searching for tornados
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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Joined: 8/15/2010
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Yo mamma so dumb... she tried to use a tractor beam to plow the crops.
Yo mamma so dumb... she keeps yelling "KAAAAAAAAAAHHN!" when you are watching Episode 2.
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Rank: Moderator
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Joined: 9/16/2008
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Your mama's so stupid, the gungans replace their bombad general with her.
Your mama's so ulgy, Lando try to employ her as an ugnaught.
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