Chewbacca Being Hit By That Moon

Chewbacca Being Hit By That Moon 33

Hit Points:	0
Defense:	0
Attack:	-1
Damage:	-1

Rarity: Very Rare
Base: Huge
Gender: Male
Creator: corranhorn
Created: 8/5/2013
Updated: 8/5/2013

Special Abilities

Unique (Counts As Chewbacca)
Really Big Explosion. Seriously. A Freaking Moon. (At the end of any round, you may destroy this character. This deals 20 damage to each enemy within 4 squares, save 11. Up to 3 allies can make immediate attacks.)
I've Got You, Chewie! (At the start of the skirmish, after setup, choose an ally. For the rest of the skirmish, that ally gains Speed 8.)
You Can't Shoot An Explosion, Silly (Cannot open doors. Cannot attack or be damaged, and does not count as a legal target, the nearest enemy, or adjacent. Not subject to commander effects. Does not provide cover)
Defiant Roar (Replaces turn, each enemy within 3 squares is activated, save 6)

"RAAAWUGHYYERAGHEREAERUEE!"

corranhorn
8/5/2013 10:55:15 PM (Updated: 8/5/2013 10:55:57 PM)

IGY,C! is based on Han trying to get close enough to lift Chewie onto the Falcon.

Robobob
8/5/2013 10:58:17 PM

This is pretty funny.

pegolego
8/5/2013 11:32:12 PM

I found the hidden message in the flavor text. Very clever corran! _ Met's bucket cap guy.

corranhorn
8/5/2013 11:36:02 PM

You what?...uh, yeah. I hid that. Clever of you to find it. Yep, that was intentional.

pegolego
8/6/2013 12:09:57 AM

This is on my list for my best of vote right now! Oh, and the hidden message, for those who DID NOT find it: RAAAW is there, as is UGH, the first is an explanation, the second, an exclamation, from the RAAAW prey he is feasting on. YE RAG HERE means that he is pretending to be a pirate at the same time, with RAG also included, meaning he's swabbing the decks, with the rag that was the treasure that he found in the RAAAW prey he was feasting on, and AERUEE! is like WEEEE!!!! as he walks the plank to go find more RAAAW prey that yells UGH. VERY clever story, all in one word 'Da horn!

Deathwielded
8/6/2013 12:31:57 AM

LOL and double LOL + ROFL!

corranhorn
8/6/2013 12:33:46 AM

You may have cracked the code, peg, but you'll never find where I hid the bombs! Never!

Deathwielded
8/6/2013 12:39:18 AM

umm in the Moon?

pegolego
8/6/2013 12:48:23 AM (Updated: 8/6/2013 12:49:06 AM)

Ah, but 'Da Horn, I'm already on the trail of those bombs, fiend! (err, of course I mean Friend) For I've read your message backwards, and then unscrambled all the letters of it spelled backwards, in order to decipher it's true meaning; the location of the nuclear bombs! Soon we will both be nuclear powers.... MwaHAHAHAHA! BTW, backwards, for those who missed it, it is EEUREAEREHGAREYYHGUWAAAR!, and if you use the letters it gives now instead of forwards, you get GEE RUE HER GARY WAR GUY HEE AAA EEE!, meaning that her war guy is gary and hee and aaa and eee and whatnot...

pegolego
8/6/2013 12:48:46 AM (Updated: 8/6/2013 12:52:41 AM)

meaning the MONKEYS have the bombs, and they are keeping them at the rue! Gee... Or, I guess it could mean something about GARY HUGing HER after HEARing RAW GUinEA's YEA!ing in the EEU (Extended-Extended Universe). Which basically means that someones boyfriend took it to war against guinea pigs in some alternate-alternate reality or some such nonsense. I wonder if I read it forward.... :D

corranhorn
8/10/2013 10:14:38 PM

...damnit...there go my plans...

pegolego
8/10/2013 10:19:26 PM

Mwahahaha................!!!!!!!!!!! That's in there too, if you translate Wookiee to human by the way.

saber1
8/11/2013 7:30:14 PM

Love the humor here. Reminds me of my Chewy from Epic Fail. [http://www.bloomilk.com/Custom/6592/chewbacca--moon-catcher]

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