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Epic Fail

saber1 - 6/22/2011 7:32:07 PM (Created: 6/20/2011 4:20:51 PM)

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With the Epic V-set on its way, I thought it was time for an Epic Fail set. This is a satirical look at some of the more comedic or quizzical events in the SW universe.

Showing 1 - 32 of 32 Characters
# * Name Rarity Cost HP Def Atk Dmg Special Abilities Force Powers CE Rating Cmt
1. Sith Darth Zannah with Clenching Fist VR 42 120 20 12 20 Unique, Double Attack, Involuntary Movement, Stealth Force 2, Force Renewal 1, Master of the Force 2, Lightsaber Block, Lightsaber Sweep, Sith Sorcery 2.00 (2) 0
2. Sith Lord Kaan, Thought He Was The Bomb VR 46 130 21 14 20 Unique, Melee Attack, Double Attack, Impulsive Sacrifice, Synergy (-4 Initiative Roll, Darth Bane) Force 2, Force Renewal 1, Master of the Force 2, Force Lightning 2, Lightsaber Defense, Thought Bomb Unleashed CE 7.00 (3) 0
3. Republic Anakin Skywalker, Mr. Wrong VR 44 100 19 12 20 Unique, Melee Attack, Double Attack, Clandestine Marriage, Djem So Style, Heartbreaker, You Turned Her Against Me Force 2, Force Renewal 1, Force Grip 4, Lightsaber Defense, Sith Rage 5.00 (2) 4
4. Republic Mace Windu, BASE Jumper VR 58 150 22 16 20 Unique, Melee Attack, Betrayed, Earned My Trust, Fall From Power, Triple Attack, Vaapad-Style Fighting Force 2, Master of the Force 2, Force Renewal 2, Lightsaber Defense, Lightsaber Riposte, Shatterpoint, Whirlwind Attack 8.00 (8) 4
5. Republic Obi-Wan Kenobi, Unwitting Harbinger of Doom R 50 120 22 14 20 Unique. Melee Attack, Double Attack., Burning Attacks, Cho Mok Technique, Put the Poor Guy Out, Soresu Style Mastery, Unheeded Force 5, Force Push 3, Lightsaber Assault CE 7.00 (4) 6
6. Republic Queen Amidala with Royal Stylist VR 19 70 17 9 10 Unique, Aggressive Negotiator, Diva, Double Attack, Wardrobe Change, Wardrobe Malfunction 8.00 (2) 2
7. Republic Senator Amidala with Curious Abdominal Bump VR 25 70 17 9 20 Unique, Diplomat, Heartbroken, Our Last Hope, There Is Another 5.00 (3) 4
8. Separatists C-3PO, Conflicted Traitor VR 11 30 15 6 20 Betrayal, Disruptive, Internal Strife 6.00 (3) 4
9. Separatists Darth Maul, Beside Himself VR X 70 10 7 10 Melee Attack, Double Unique, Evade, Half The Man I Used To Be, Speed 3, Teräs Käsi Style Force 2, Sith Rage CE 7.00 (3) 4
10. Separatists Jango Fett with Malfunctioning Jetpack VR 49 120 19 13 20 Unique, Double Attack, Bounty Hunter +4, Critical Mistake, Flight, Malfunctioning Jetpack, Sniper 7.00 (2) 2
11. Rebel Han Solo, Tauntaun Handler VR 23 70 17 10 10 Unique, Lightsaber, Lightsaber Deficiency, Opportunist CE 5.00 (2) 1
12. Rebel Luke Skywalker, Disarmed VR 28 50 17 8 10 Unique, Melee Attack, Evade, Fortuitous Ventilation, I'll Never Join You! Force 3, Force Leap 7.00 (3) 2
13. Rebel New Republic Wedge Antilles, Death Star Killer VR 27 70 18 10 10 Unique, Affinity (New Republic), Impossible Odds, Mobile Attack, Pilot, Synergy (+4, +4, Luke, Rogue) -- 2
14. Imperial Captain Needa, Groveler VR 9 50 15 7 10 Unique, Apologize To Lord Vader, Cunning Attack, Rapport (Probe Droids -1) -- 0
15. Imperial Darth Vader, Throat Doctor VR 52 140 22 15 20 Unique, Melee Attack, Triple Attack, Cyborg, Djem So Style, Impulsive Force Grip 2 Force 2, Force Renewal 2, Force Grip 4, Lightsaber Defense CE 9.00 (1) 4
16. Imperial Emperor Palpatine, Dark Gardener UC 56 120 20 14 20 Unique. Melee Attack; Triple Attack, AM-ET (Armored Mower - Emperor Transport), Daisy Cutter, Damage Reduction 10, Mount Force 3. Force Renewal 1; Master of the Force 2., Dark Pruning, Lightsaber Block, Sith Pesticide 10.00 (1) 1
17. Imperial FN-2187, Sanitation Stormtrooper VR 22 70 17 9 20 Unique, Affinity, Inexplicably Critical Knowledge, Internal Strife, Is There A Garbage Chute? -- 0
18. Imperial Governor Tarkin with Poor Bathing Habits VR 19 50 16 7 10 Unique, Foul Stench, Blinding Arrogance, Moment of Triumph CE 8.00 (2) 0
19. Imperial TK-426, Clumsy Stormtrooper VR 4 20 14 6 20 Unique, Double Attack, Unstable Footing 1.00 (1) 2
20. New Republic Chewbacca, Moon Catcher VR 27 110 17 8 20 Unique, Bodyguard, Gravity of the Situation, Life Debt Fulfilled, Momentum, Synergy (Solo, +4 Def) 9.00 (2) 3
21. New Republic Jaina Solo, Fratricidal Jedi VR 61 110 19 10 20 Unique, Caedus Hunter, Loner, Parry, Synergy (-4 Attack, Solo), Synergy (+4 Atk, +4 Def, Boba Fett), Triple Attack Force 2, Force Renewal 1, Lightsaber Deflect, Lightsaber Onslaught, Overwhelming Force CE -- 0
22. New Republic Nawara Ven, Legal Counsel VR 40 40 16 5 10 Unique, Legal Interpretation, Legalese, On Retainer, Opportunist +20, Pilot, Slip and Fall -- 0
23. Fringe Boba Fett with Paternal Loss Issues VR 52 110 19 10 20 Unique, Double Attack, Accurate Shot, Evade, Flight, Impulsive Retreat, Malfunctioning Jetpack, Missiles 20, Paternal Loss Issues, Bounty Hunter +6 5.00 (3) 1
24. Fringe Deadeye Duncan R 18 60 15 7 20 Unique, Butter Fingers, Careful Shot +4, Deadeye, Quickdraw 8.00 (2) 4
25. Fringe Dengar, Speeder Helmet Law Advocate VR 27 80 18 8 20 Unique, Assassin, Bounty Hunter +4, Cyborg, Retired Swoop Racer 7.00 (2) 2
26. Fringe Greedo, Classic Villian Monologuer VR 9 30 17 8 10 Unique, Bounty Hunter +2, Inaccurate Shot, Monologuing 5.00 (2) 1
27. Fringe Han Solo, With Pilot VR 35 70 17 8 20 Unique, Double Pilot Attack, Gambler's Pilot Luck, Greater Mobile Pilot, Opportunist Pilot +20, Pilot Accurate Shot, Pilot Evade, Pilot 1.00 (1) 4
28. Fringe Jabba's Rancor with Portcullis VR 11 100 5 0 0 Unique, Damage Reduction 10, Emplacement, Overridden 1.00 (1) 0
29. Fringe Lando Calrissian, Master Negotiator VR 19 60 17 8 20 Unique, Evacuate The City, Opportunist +20, Synergy (-4 Def, Chewbacca), This Deal Is Getting Worse 3.00 (1) 1
30. Fringe Nien Nunb, Useless Miniature C 20 50 16 0 0 Unique, Melee Attack, Anarchist, Independent Outfit, Mobile Attack, Versatility, Willing to Serve 10.00 (2) 8
31. Fringe Han Solo, Reckless Smuggler VR 28 70 18 10 20 Unique, Pilot, Dangerous Cargo, Double-Dealing, Opportunist +20 -- 0
32. Fringe Han Solo, Weapons Handler R 29 80 16 12 20 Unique, Double Attack, Accurate Shot, Pilot, Disappointing Father Figure, Hey, Can I Try That? -- 2
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